Anteprima del discorso alla delegazione palestinese del giorno 10 luglio – Sala delle Capriate:

"Dears Palestinans brothers. It’s whit big joy that I am there today whit you in this historical hall of the Capriates. First of all, I must puntualize, we say, that we don’t have no moneys, because my ragioneer says “moneys don’t are”. Is because this that today I can offer you only fresh and depurized robinet water, and announce you that tonight, we say, you can go sleep in the beautiful free beach of Cefalù.
I want in first site exprime my solidariety because the criminal jew people crushes you everyday and, we say, treat you like slaves and speaks bad of you. It’s a terrible shame, we say, and I must soon sign the ordinance to permit at every Palestinian tourist in Cefalù to drive the my new car for five minutes and whit me at the side. It’s a beautiful car, you know… So precious that I make a new and smooth asphalt in a panoramic road for have more enjoyng on drive them when I go in my country home.
Thanks you all and thanks you anticipately for send very very much Palestinian tourists in Cefalù. We will accepted all them whit the open arms.
Thanks you… we say".

Anteprima del discorso alla delegazione israeliana del giorno 20 luglio – Corte delle Stelle:

"Splendid and very rich Israelian people. I am full of pride to receive you in this historical hall of the Stars Court. You can see around you thousands of puppets. Some of them are assessors of my Communal Joint, we say. Dears Israelian friends. I am mortificated, but I have to say you we don’t have no moneys, because my ragioneer says “moneys don’t are”. We say, for that reason I can offer you only two bottles of “spuma passito” that I have personally buy on the market behind the corner, And also say you that this night you can go to sleep exactly on the stairs of this beautiful Stars Court.
I want first of all give you all my solidariety because the criminal arab and Palestinian people terrorize you everyday, and, we say, makes you live in the anguish of the rockets and the bombs and trick tracks. Fortunately in this beautiful town, thanks to me, every 6 august, the rockets and the bombs explodes almost 20 days after the launching and the firing. In this manner, the people have the time for repair herself and enjoyng the explosions safely.
It’s whit a little more of pride that I announce you my new ordonnance to permit at every israelian tourist in Cefalù to drive my new car for six minutes at the fabulous price of 15 $. In this way I can pay every due for the Municipality and the latest 24 rates for the buying of this beautiful car.
I know your people are very rich and generous, so that I can make newest roads whit a smoothest asphalt for enjoyng more the driving when I ride in the town’s roads.
Thanks you all anticipately, and see you soon… We say…"

J.J. Jameson